Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Movie Review: "The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)"

"I castrated him myself!"

"Yes sir; we're all aware."

I suppose Tom Six should feel proud for achieving what he has with the Human Centipede series. From, let's say "humble", beginnings - a simple b-movie body horror tale with a horrific (and creative) premise - Six gained obscure pop culture recognition for a gimmick that makes everyone gag just a little. Someone like myself who is grossed out by toilet bowl selfies, being sewn mouth to anus is pretty unsettling. And a little funny, too. I had a great time watching the first movie in the theater, with an audience giggling along the way.

The sequel, (Full Sequence), was a joyless affair of self commentary, pointing a finger at his audience by taking things to the next level of disturbance. If the first movie was Drive, consider this to be Only God Forgives. The follow up nobody expected or wanted; I suppose Tom Six deserves applause for that.

I suppose much about Tom Six, but, he might just suppose less of himself.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Movie Review: "Good Kill"

"Drones aren't going anywhere. In fact, they're going everywhere."

At the heart of Good Kill is the above line of dialogue, said by an Air Force commander to newly stationed personnel, in a depressingly matter of fact manner. It's a lament for sure, but more in the vein of a Wal Mart manager who slightly disagrees with superior decisions, but goes along anyways for the sake of their career. We see this commander drink liquor at his desk - an act which may be more widespread in military bases than most would think. How the hell else do you get through this job?

And, never forget, it is a job. This fact is presented as a mentality and loose justification for the events in the film. You go along withhorrific and morally grey acts because "it's your job". When that excuse doesn't work, you're told if you don't kill them, they'll kill you. Or 9/11. Or Murica. Or all of the above. Where's the scotch?

Andrew Niccol, director of greater movies that force us all to question things like Gattaca and Lord of War, attempts a return to form after such anomalies as In Time and The Host. I can't explain what happened during those years, but he seems to have lost an edge. Or rather, mistaken his previous edge for a current anger.

Ethan Hawke leads a small crew of Air Force pilots who, based on the outskirts of Las Vegas, control weaponized drones over the Middle East. In between investigations and semi controlled kills, they talk and bicker about the politics and morals of what they're doing. For them, a joystick that helps to unleash fire from the sky is their water cooler. And their talk? Well, it's awfully straight forward and rarely well thought out. Basically, it does approximate water cooler conversation.

When the team starts getting missions from an unnamed CIA official - the clone of Snidely Whiplash - via speakerphone, the office chat only ramps up, as does the kill count. They throw around sarcasm when given a war crime like task, as it seems to be the only defense they have.  When we see the result of their strikes, it's eerily quiet. We're hearing what the team is hearing. After months of doing this, it must start to feel like a dream than a game.

By the time we meet our "hero", he's already burnt out and depressed, beginning to drink himself into a coma and on the verge of a divorce. It's not really the authorized off the books murder that's getting to him, but the disassociation of it all. I think he can still feel, but would rather feel more. Deployment was better, he suggests. To be deployed is what he wants. Face to face judgment, I suppose.

In the end, Hawke commits two righteous acts that can be said to be both the fault of those above him and dangerously ambiguous as to the message of the movie. He essentially becomes a full blown product of this system of war - a drone of his own maybe - taking it upon himself to execute what (and who) he wants. Both actions might be seen as heroic, but are done in such clumsy and twisted ways that it's hard to decipher how the film feels and, ultimately, how we should feel. Misplaced ambiguity and cliche conclusions make for something very confusing.

Good Kill is an exercise in near meaningless ranting, rarely providing anything to chew on other than blunt force talking points. Everything it tries to express about drone policy and war in general is done so at high volume, but comes off with frequent static and repetition. Lots of repetition, actually. Droning, you could say.

2.5 / 5 *s

Good Kill opens May 22nd in New Orleans at the Zeitgeist.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

From Groening to MacFarlane: "Dumb and Dumber To" Review

Dumb and Dumber is probably THE movie that I've seen THE most times. I followed the exploits of Harry and Lloyd from the theaters to the VCR, never wearing myself out (though maybe I wore out the tape). Endlessly quotable to me, I'd be willing to bet that I could perform a live reading of the film, straight from memory. My repetitive viewings were never obsessive, but always affectionate. There's something cute about two hapless dopes, "eking their way through life", then going on a friendship affirming trip/adventure. This gem didn't work because the characters were buffoons who got into shenanigans, but because of their dimwitted/oblivious resolve and childlike innocence; they aren't man children in arrested development but rather heightened versions of Tom Hanks' dilemma from Big. It's really a sweet movie.

Growing up, I had many an idea for a potential sequel, the main one being that Harry and Lloyd come across a fortune and open up their worm store, possibly in a leased building from a scheming villain, and have to do something that unknowingly stops him. As the years turned into decades, I kinda cooled on anything to do with a follow up, and even came to the conclusion that our heroes walking down the road was the perfect conclusion.

Too bad Bobby and Peter Farrelly disagreed.

Monday, November 10, 2014

#HYFF2014 Q&A: Michael Domangue and Colt Cabana

From November 12th - 16th, New Orleans will play host to the comedy event Hell Yes Fest, spread out across multiple venues. Like last year, a film fest will occur, showcasing several comedy flicks from several talented filmmakers. I chatted with film fest programmer Michael Domangue (MD) AND special guest presenter / pro wrestler / comedian Colt Cabana (CC) over email about the ins and outs of HYFF and what we can all expect!:

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

#NOFF2014 Q&A: Sean Hanley

Every year, the New Orleans Film Festival features workshops to help educate and inspire local filmmakers and novices in specific areas of the medium. Sean Hanley of MONO NO AWARE, in partnership with Cinema Reset, put on experimental technique workshops during the opening weekend of the fest. I chatted with Sean about this project: